Crazy-making in Soho.
• Dude, you’re driving a cab. Do not eat the chow mein off of your knees while navigating traffic at Canal and Hudson.
• Sister, you’re four feet nothing tall. The pepto-bismol colored tights are doing nothing but making your legs look like a 3yr old drew them on for you.
• Lady, I love that you’re hanging out shopping ‘n all, but I’m Working Here. Move already.
• Handsome, I know all the ladies are always telling you how fine you are, but you’d be finer if you didn’t bleed fineness all over the sidewalk that way you do.
Yep, still cranky.