This is Vanessa's personal tumblrzine, for family and friends everywhere. I like all sorts of stuff, and I like to share.
If you'd like to see my work work, skip on over to www.vanessaholden.com.
In my real life you can find me in studios and meetings & offices quite (but not too) often; most happily at the beach; at Pearl Paint buying stuff for a project; at La Colombe or The Adore, & sometimes (just quietly) at Beard Papa, but then I don't like to talk about that particular addiction.
Ever been at a party and some guy is like - Britney!Madge!Kylie!Barbara!WestSideStory! Hair!SouthPacific!What’sthebestgay nightclubinNYC?Splash?TheCock?Therapy(!)?whawhawhafreakin’wha and you’re like Yes, I know, I get it you like guys, hurrah great for you, me too, but honestly? So. The. Fuck. What.
Sometimes going out is tiring in ways you just can’t anticipate.
E: happy day beautiful people :) amongst other things- i’m sooo glad you 2 met and then had amazing children and then moved to nyc and then welcomed me into your aussieawesomedelicioushilariousloveyness. Lucky me lucky mexx
S: Don’t forget fudgie and domino! Thanks E. X S
V: Shhh … Simon, not everyone is into the polygamy angle.
E: No no, I love polygamy, its the vegetarians I have a hard time with.
It’s official - Simon is going to leave me for his Romaine-loving guinea pig concubines.
- Former reality show contestants (twice!)
- Parents called the television stations for help, after about an hour
- Dad supplies helpful materials to said television stations about his invention
- Picture perfect landing in a freshly plowed field (karion)
I’ve been following this and catching up on the comments in various places and you know what? None of what anyone has to add is smart or funny until you know for sure the kid isn’t dead.